Not That Clever At All, Actually

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
foone
pdfbabe

hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

pdfbabe

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genquerdeer

Bejeweled hypno kink

foone

I wonder how hard it would be to mod in new ones

clowngirlhonkers

subliminal mantra of giving me fat tiddies

foone

Sublingual estrogen of giving you fat tiddies

rivalfortune5768

It's easy enough to mod in that it's on the mind control games wiki!

misscammiedawn

It's VERY easy @foone

To make custom files for Bejeweled-- All you have to do is just paste a text file with a bunch of words into the appropriate folder--

Sleepyhead is the admin of Mindcontrol.fun and she and I trade txt files for this purpose ALL OF THE TIME.

Literally it takes less than 30 seconds.

Go to your Bejeweled Folder and select affirmations

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Open or create a txt document

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Type whatever you want, each new line is a new message that will play out on the screen

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AND THAT'S IT. You have created a Bejeweled Hypnosis File!

foone

Awesome. Thank you for your service

very wtf moment reading this this is why I’m on Tumblr tumblr is good actually can we get back to the question of why this is in Bejeweled at all? I feel like we didn’t fully address that
crevicedwelling
crevicedwelling

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just a few geophilomorph centipedes today

found nearly anywhere with soil (their name means earth-lovers), these are the most successful and species-rich order of centipedes.

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you’re unlikely to see any unless you dig, and this bunch was sifted out of old soil and put in a container for release. while geophilomorphs are caring mothers that guard their many babies, these juveniles and adults wouldn’t likely be associated so closely or touching one another naturally—but given that I only inspected three small pots, can coexist at very high densities!

crevicedwelling

interesting things to note about these:

geophilomorpha hatch with all their legs, but males and females differ in how many leg-bearing segments they have (females usually more).

like scolopendromorphs, geophilomorphs wrap around their young to brood them, but hold the eggs against their backs, not their bellies—their sternite segments house gland that secrete noxious defense chemicals. bc these guys were stressed from being caught, I noticed that they were putting off a flowery scent that probably tastes foul or is harmful to their predators (I thought it just smelled like dandelions)

oh I didn’t realize geophilomorpha was the most diverse group I don’t know arthropods well so I’m not surprised I was wrong I had for some reason just implicitly assumed scolopendromorphs were more diverse probably just because I’ve seen more pictures of them online weird how brains make background assumptions that you don’t even realize you have until it’s pointed out
seimsisk
ifyouknowmeirlgoaway

Whenever I see a post talking about how it's okay to steal from huge corporations, when they have shit like self checkout, I always want to jump up and say they have cameras and are collecting your information and you need to be so careful because yeah like they're inflating the prices and running monopolies and price fixing with competitors but everybody is caring about shoplifters more and that's really fucked up, but you also need to consider that Target might be keeping track of every time you don't scan something or intentionally scan it wrong, and just waiting for it to add up to a felony.

Which feels entirely beside the point and almost inappropriate to bring up when the point is that the customer is already a victim of theft, but I feel like there are people encouraging others to do stuff that can absolutely end up with them in jail without mentioning at all that it's a risk.

stringlesswyrme

This is real and here are some sources discussing facial recognition in various retail settings. fuck corporations but also go in knowing all the facts 🫡 Kashmir Hill is a great journalist who’s entire beat is facial recognition and how it’s deployed, and she’s an amazing resource if you want to learn more about facial recognition in general. highly recommend her new book on clearview ai too, it’s a great read


ACLU lawsuit that stops clearview from being sold to retail in the us (but doesn’t stop retail from buying other facial recognition tech) https://www.aclu.org/cases/aclu-v-clearview-ai

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/10/technology/facial-recognition-stores.html

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/barred-from-grocery-stores-by-facial-recognition/

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/barred-from-grocery-stores-by-facial-recognition/

Targets privacy policy, scroll down to the camera section

ifyouknowmeirlgoaway

You are the coolest person in the world to me for finding all those sources.

seimsisk
had to be honest and throw myself in with eeveelution crew whoah how do that many people like the baby Pokémon designs? I’m I misinterpreting that? Those are universally some of my least favorites okay after checking the comments people have a wildly different interpretation of babie than me thankfully I can rest easy knowing no one likes smoochum
mcromwell
lycanthology

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

mcromwell

When dealing with bad-faith actors online:

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begging crying and pleading for people to stop screencapping and quote tweeting right wing web comics
seimsisk
dankmemeuniversity

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xelayxes

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xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

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I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

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aphorisnt

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

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shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

nonbinary-dean-winchester

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

segasister

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

sapphireclawe

I love this too much.

cryptidwithaninternetconnection

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

seimsisk

tags saying #gotta reblog the high geologist from time to time #i made him a dnd sheet lol

you can’t just say that! show us the DND sheet! I mean please, I am Very Curious what class you assigned to him lol

tumblr is good actually